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Major Glitch Thong
"Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt - it's the ultimate distraction"
$12.99
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Left-handed Mug
"Sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some tea - Lapsang Souchong, Assam or Sencha"
Exclusively designed for the Major Glitch Store. Warning: Not suitable for right-handed people.
$10.00
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Glitch Pod
"Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting around - ideas come from relaxation"
Now you can listen to The Major Glitch all the way through, before breakfast!
$249.99
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Safety Mic
"Sometimes you can fix something by just being clean - and above all suspicion"
Rapping to The Major Glitch in the shower has never been so easy - or so safe!
$9.99
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Major Glitch T Shirt
"Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your shirt - clothing says so much about you"
Stylish, fashionable classic T shirt
$20.00
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Major Glitch T Shirt #2
"Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your shirt - clothing says so much about you"
Even more stylish and fashionable than the other one.
$20.00
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Future Fossil Music Toast Stamp
"Sometimes you can fix everything with a smart drummer - tho that's an oxymoron"
No more bland breakfast misery! Turns any dull slice of bread into a slice of classy toast which will impress your early morning guests. No moving parts. Safe for drummers.
(N.B. May be confusing for religious fundamentalists)
$9.99
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Glitch Pocket Protector
"Sometimes you can fix something by just being a nerd - put yourself into the equation."
Hand-crafted by Chinese artisans. Fits any shirt.
$12.99
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